I ran over my wife … really.

I debated about writing this but decided to post it so I don’t have to tell the story multiple times to each of the people I know…

First, the Good News …

My sister-in-law, Pat, came to visit us from Michigan while we are in Northern Virginia.  We had a series of tourist-type things planned in the Washington DC area including a Segway Tour of the National Mall so Pat could see as much as we could squeeze in during her visit (Smithsonian, Capitol Building, Washington Monument, Lincoln Memorial, Jefferson Memorial, White House grounds, etc.).  Sunday was the Segway tour, Monday a trip to Mount Vernon, and Tuesday was a tour of the White House (no Donald in sight) with a few other stops planned over the weekend.

The Segway was a three hour tour (that should have been a tip-off right there–no island in sight though), a little tricky getting balanced on the Segway initially but after a brief demo and some practicing, the tour group of eight was ready to roll.  Heide and I followed in line with me being last of the eight and Heide right in front of me.  Those little suckers can do about 15 miles per hour so they really zip along the sidewalks and we covered a lot of ground.

…And now the BAD news

As we neared the end of the tour, there were some pedestrians on the sidewalk strolling three abreast and Heide swerved to go around them.  Unfortunately, her left wheel drop off the edge of the side walk (about 2-3 inch drop), she lost her balance and fell off the Segway.  I was riding right behind her.  I could not swerve or stop quickly enough to avoid hitting her and ran right over one or both of her legs as she lay there on the ground.

In the end, neither Heide nor I can remember which leg I hit.  It’s quite possible the fall broke her left leg as there is a tire-track bruise on her right leg but we can’t be certain.  “Honest, your Honor,  it was an accident!”

In the end, her left leg is broken just below the knee and two bones in her left ankle are also broken.  The doctor believes the bones are in proper alignment and will likely not require surgery. She is in the hospital and they have her wrapped in a soft, full-leg cast for the time being.

Because we are currently staying in a townhouse with three floors (i.e., STEPS) and the 3.5 bathrooms all showers in tubs rather than shower stalls, it was decided by the doctors and physical therapy folks that it would be safer for her not to go directly home from the hospital.  They swear they aren’t trying to keep her away from me !!!

She is not permitted to put any weight whatsoever on the leg and with the townhouse layout, she will be spending at least the next three weeks in a rehabilitation hospital here in Northern Virginia.  I will transfer her later today to the rehabilitation hospital.

The doctor has prescribed morphone for Heide’s pain and Scotch for my guilt….

13 thoughts on “I ran over my wife … really.

  1. OMG Mel only you could run over your wife. I hope she heals quickly and good move to put her in rehab for awhile. Ellie did one of those tours when she first got to Washington and felt it was a lot harder to balance on those things then she thought it would be. Anyway tell Heidi I am thinking about her and you Steve have to be her slave for the next 3 months as your punishment. Pam

    1. I’ll give Heide your message. Thanks. I had to get the manual out to figure out how to use the washer and dryer !!!

  2. So sorry for this terribly unfortunate incident. I wish Heide a speedy recovery.

  3. ? OMG! Hopefully this post helps to alleviate your guilt and Heide heals quickly.

  4. I’m known in the hospital as the Segway Lady. Now my fame is spreading everywhere! It’s not everyone who can dump a Segway, break a leg, and have her husband run her over. Now, if he had backed up … ?.

  5. Heide,

    Here’s wishing you a speedy recovery. Your comment about Steve “NOT” backing up made me laugh so hard ……

    Steve,

    This posting reminds me of another time when Dr. Melnick took the preemptive ‘high-road’ and announced that he was NOT the Steven Melnick from Schuykill County who had been arrested for …….

    You both take care!

  6. OMG, Melnick! WTH! Now you’re in a fix..let’s see, laundry, cooking, shopping!! Or you could just do Happy Hour! Seriously, my Friend, shit happens, MEGA shit happens and then, you move on! Give Heide a BIG Hug from me and hopes for a speedy recovery!!!!!
    M.

    1. Thanks for the well wishes. I had to get the manual out to figure out how to turn the washer/dryer on. How pathetic is that?

      1. Melnick, you are such a piece of work! But, I guess that’s why I love ya!!!!! You better do something really special for Heide, to show your appreciation for all she does!!! I know you considered bartending an important aspect of everyday life, but….. 😉 ♡

        1. Never was a bartender but they have my utmost respect and sincerest gratitude !

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